feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
Canada: “sorry eh”
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
this is how false information on tumblr works